Always say yes "Yes MAN
You can warm up quickly. Then, if we break, I will die immediately.
Vittorio de Sica
Accidents happen because the current drivers go to yesterday's roads on tomorrow's machines with the day after tomorrow.
Stephen King. Insomnia
You leave the car, who you encountered, also goes out, you meet where your cars have encountered, you look at them, you swing your head. Sometimes - although, honestly, quite often - this stage of communication is accompanied by an obscene obscene brave, each vinita of the other (often not understanding who is really to blame), everyone makes a conclusion about the skill of the other driving a car, everyone screams that the case should go to court. But Ralph always seemed that in fact all these people want to say only one thing: Listen, fool, you scared me to death.
Type steep legs (Hot Fuzz)
Vanilla Sky (Vanilla Sky)
Doc, believe me when you fly in the car from the bridge, you begin to search for any loaf of happiness to the pants!
(Doc, believe me, if one day you had a chance to fly from the bridge at the speed of 80 miles per hour, you will no longer invite happiness to the house with open arms!)
Serenity Mission (Serenity)
And landing us is waiting very curious.
- In what sense?
- "Oh God, God, we will die?"
- Says the captain. We have problems at the entrance to the atmosphere. We may have a little shock. And then we will blow up at all.
The only one in the world (The One and Only)
I went to the store and fell into an accident. Under large car At the crossroads. Just amazing, this, ironically, coincided with the idea how to go to the store.
Joseph Alexandrovich Brodsky
Icebergs are quietly sailed south.
Gyus Sweet in the wind.
Mice silently run on
And, bobbin, the sea runs in a hole.
The heart knocks, and the snowball flies,
hiding from the eye "Roron Neck",
score to spring postal horn;
And instead of "la" he is heard "to".
Food melts, and drifts grow.
Ice chandeliers hang me.
Overview is great, and degrees here
More than three hundred and sixty.
Stars are burning and sparkling the ice.
My Chelny rings quietly.
Undine under a bushchprit tears pouring
From the eyes of the Malard waves.
Funny statuses for motorists 2019
IN Ce can ride a car, but not everyone knows how to ride it ...
E. The dynhy speed limiter in Russia is the car blinking headlights on the oncoming lane.
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T. Adzhikistan announced the revocation of 15,000 Gazelle drivers due to problems in the head of the driver's block.
E. If you are stuck in traffic, you can sell the car and buy a car closer to the traffic light.
H. Ochu live to times when somewhere in Europe or America will say: "And I took myself a three-year-old car from Russia."
N. That's all, take care of the Lord Pedestrians - I received a driver's license ..
Sh La Sasha on the highway and sucked drying! Here is the cause of the accident - Chertova Lochushka!
T. What are you going - less should ...
I Constantly confusing the amount of alcohol, which is allowed to drink the driver, with the amount of alcohol, which is allowed to export abroad.
FROM Ekret for safe driving - imagine that you have forgotten your rights ...
TO Ak swears the bus driver with children when it is cut?
- "Chapel Mole!"
TO Ak shows experience, on the roads there is only one normal driver - you yourself. All other or strap, or brakes.
P Over the woman after refueling the car does not shake the hose?!? Well, where does it take this reflex?
H. The irrigative thing is a lying policeman - and speed adjusts, and move nicely.
D. Uri of the Russian driver is directly proportional to the power of the engine of his car.
R Clear - Get out of the left strip!
IN Russia is the only prohibiting sign - this is a concrete block across the road, the remaining warning.
N. Eat on priests, and look at the stopy !!
H. Hotels to buy a six hundred Mercedes, and there is enough money to the seven, and then to the Baltic! ... / Super-Status.ru
T. Laughter can come out of the overtaken car in Russia. / Super-Status.ru.
G. Arrarge - a favorite place of recreation of motorists.
N. And that I am in the "Zhiguli", but you are in a Peugex.
J. Ena sat behind the wheel I will be attentive to move across the road ...
BUT Varia happens because the current drivers go to yesterday's roads on tomorrow's machines with the day after tomorrow.
90% Drivers are sure that they can led better than most.
FROM Eychs do not have any dear smear does not seem to be as much as you are cool, but it seeks how much you should ..
E. If you get behind the wheel - be ready for any turns.
T. And the man in Russia, to throw drinking buying a car. / Super-Status.ru.
ABOUT Cen often meet drivers who want to ask:
- I bought the rights, but did not buy "ride"?
ABOUT A chamber blonde, sitting behind the wheel, turns into a "sheep painted"
P The ride on our city it is clear that for drivers and pedestrians, the traffic lights are purely advisory.
G. lavender - do not cross the street to the next world.
C. eat worse than the car, the louder alarm.
FROM Attit sober behind the wheel you climb into a traffic police pocket.
N. And the request of the auto inspector to give him the right, I answer: "I can not, this is a gift"
FROM Uddy for the increasing river of women behind the wheel, men will soon stand along the route ...
IN Vytel remember! Out of your car, too, there is life!
P A Jay driver usually exceeds the speed on the turn where there is no turn.
D. Evchonki, we meet tomorrow at the fine-parking lot!
E. That in the abroad drivers are "Schumachers", and we have "all-seekers".
BUT Vomitobil - not a luxury, "Zaporozhets" - not a car, which means "Zaporozhets" - luxury?
T. Those normal people right to buy now ...
IN CE Magicians ask: "Did you drink?" ...... at least one asked: "Did you eat?" ...
N. Euudually yawned by the traffic cop, felt the taste of the not covered bull "Malboro".
T. Are ours can drop over a woman with a salary sitting in the tram
N. E Drive the car faster than your guardian angel flies!
IN car everything should be fine; Especially brand.
E. If we carry a good piece of brick in your hand and show it to drivers, then they and puddles carefully circle, and on the transitions politely pass.
P Ravilo three "d" - give the road to the fool!
IN You don't like the car as if you belong to you, and as if the car belongs to you.
N. And the request of the traffic cops to give them right, I answer: "I can not, this is a gift"
E. If all cases of corruption of traffic police inspectors are on the map of Russia, the atlas of Russia will succeed.
IN Labels of minibuses is a separate category. Category of madmen!
M. Ashina needs to be kept at such a speed, as if we spoke to the dentist.
IN They did not notice that when you go behind the wheel, the one who goes faster than you - goat, and who is slower - idiot?
E. The driving style is approved by the World Homosexual Association, and the intellect is approved by the World Housewife Association
T. what are going - less Russian
TO Rota-terrible force, especially if it is driving ...
G. Rai car: corrosion protection
P Omni: In another car, Cretine can still be very cleaner.
C. then the driver in the buzz, then the pedestrian is not funny ...
IN There are two happy moments of every motorist: when he buys a car, and when he sells it.
N. Arodna sign: If the road just repaired, it will soon be changed here.
J. Ensina driving - "Pantyhose went ..."
T. But when you stand in traffic, you know what fast transport are trams
W. Lead, start and breed.
P APA, why do we have a car? Because, son, mom in a fur coat!
T. But the girl turning the road think that if the driver missed, then he wants her!
The first car appeared in the distant 1806, since then, humanity does not represent his life without cars. Today, cars are not only a means of movement, but also a way of wealth. In our selection you will find both deep philosophical sayings about speed and vehicles and humorous statements about the cars.
In the past century, cars were a sign of prosperity and hard work. There was no such selection of brands, and it was not so easy to buy cars. Today you can choose cars for every taste and color, there would be money. There is even an expression on rich people that they choose their cars under the outfits. Whatever the car was not, even the most expensive, even cheaper, it needs to learn how to manage. And the right should not buy, namely get!
The car is as a friend who comes up with its host for temperament and character, but with a friend, as is known, time passes unnoticed. No wonder the wife is jealous of her husbands to their cars, because those are ready to mess around with their cars.
The stereotype "Carefully, a woman behind the wheel" is gradually dispelled, the ability to drive a car does not depend on the floor, hair color and everything else. Today, more and more often, you can see a woman behind the wheel, the ladies, probably, decided to prove that they were able to ride no worse than men. When they appear a car, they rejoice in new tires or full refueling even more than a new bag or lipstick.
Quotes about cars
In Moscow, "Hammer" is more than in Baghdad! I have a feeling as if Americans have exercises in Moscow.
Porsche, too, we have a lot, along the way we also have the Germans practiced ...)
Behind the wheel of the car, all women in the eyes of men are stupid blondes, but he is a real jaguar, for which the rules and other road signs are not written.
We laugh at women, and it would not hurt themselves once again ...
Of all the hands of human hand, the car is most similar to a living being.
No wonder your husbands with them can "change" ...)
Yesterday by rear glass The cars joined the second yellow exclamation mark, otherwise it seems to me that the surrounding drivers underestimate the threat!
It was necessary to the icon with a shoe, one would have enough ...)))
Somehow I was alarmed by the phrase of the Driving Instructor: "Lord, Save," when I let go of the clutch ...
It prays me on me, or what ??))
A car broke down and there is no money for beer - here they are men's critical days.
Here ordinary Olwees will not cost ...))
New "Lada"! Develops speed up to 260 km / day!
Yes my feet are faster ...))
Finally, I understood what I want a car! Collector!
The main thing is that it is before passing the cashier ...)))
Ungin Muscovite 75 years of release. The meaning is clear.
Someone in the union wanted ...)
Nothing does not take the national pride of Velikorsu as "Lada", overtaking "Mercedes".
Nothing is so aschitis, and never does not techite ...)))
Statuses about speed, cars and girls
Where is the second speed?
- In car!
- More precisely!
- Between the first and third, stench!
You yourself are safe, rear shut down ...)))
In Italy, there is only one speed limit - this maximum speed Your car.
But we are not one, but some speed limits are our roads: and I would be happy to chase, so the pit on the pit ...)
Double threat - a woman who teaches another woman to drive a car.
When both blondes, the threat is multiplied by half)
Woman driving is a stunning woman!
And the glance can hit, and knock down ...)
I feel the goddess behind the wheel ... I'm going, and my husband prays.
Soon I will put a hat next to me, let the help suppress ...)
I'm going on the car and see - the guy booms behind the wheel! I have a little lipstick in coffee did not fall!
Okay, drink coffee or give up do not have time, but dress why in the car? Are you bare bare before it?))
The green light of the traffic light lights up after the beep standing behind the car.
I have no time to watch when there is green lights up, I still did not have an eye ...)))
Blonde enters into the ass to another car. From there, the driver gets out and asks: - Did you even hand over the driving exam? - Of course, the goat! And, in contrast, from you many times !!!
Yes, I myself, in fact, did not pass until I paid ...))
What does at the time of the danger of the lady driving? - She is hiding behind him!
And what else to turn it?)
The only speed limiter in Russia is the car blinking headlights on the oncoming lane.
Especially when it is a wagon ...)
Accidents happen because the current drivers go to yesterday's roads on tomorrow's machines with the day after tomorrow.
And also because they have enough money to buy rights ...)
Quotes with meaning
Not another pedestrian asked the car, nevertheless, for some reason motorists are still dissatisfied.
Feed behind the wheel - pedestrians stupid, walking on foot - goat drivers, directly constant reincarnation.
Beautiful car will decorate any man; Beautiful woman will decorate any car.
Decorations took, do not forget the right!
Heart of the city by cars beats.
And the heart of the village - bicycles and tractors ...
If you are driving in the car and hit you greatly - you will leave and see: if you hit the back - to the addition of money, and if in front - to the reduction.
On the road, as in life: Or you, or you ...The main thing is wallet to capture ...)
Previously, the car showed how many people earned, now - how much should.
Well, or how much stole ...)
I do not know where the Lada comes from where I went. Or who did it. I can only guess that he was very angry with something.
Men then what did he do that he is so with them?
New alarm "Grigory Leps", when trying toft, the car sounds: "But it is not yours!"
Vitas does not work worse ...)))
It is not easy in Russia to move the street on the red light - on the left and right cars rushing, behind the heels are coming, in front of the forehead in the forehead run.
I don't feel so adrenaline when I play in Need for Speed \u200b\u200b...)
Riding a car is a game with speed, this movement is freedom. Here is the main thing, do not overdo it. As they say, you go quiet - you will go further!
